“You’re so flat-chested, ew, who would date you!”
Batch, look at the girl you’re dating!
Waiting for a miracle
Just a bored as hell teenager who loves music, likes to write fan fictions, hates waking up, loves eating, and cant make friends on my own.
Pretty much just like you (:
I follow back, so don't be scared (;
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*removes one earbud* what
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has it ever occurred to you that you could change your life right this second if you really wanted to? you could stand up and yell at your teacher if you wanted to, you could place yourself in a life or death situation if you wanted, you could even take that risk and just spontaneously and passionately kiss the one you really love by surprise. you could change the entire outcome of our lives, and if our lives are really as bad as we say they are, why won’t we take those chances.
(via unescapable)
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8oo:
I am still thinking about this
Actually, the fruit of a tree is technically a reproductive organ, since it holds the tree’s seeds and all.
So, it wouldnt be cannabalism, you’d kinda be feeding them their own semen.
I’VE BEEN DRINKING APPLE CUM??
okay now i’ll reblog it
sorry I just wanted to point out that since fruit hold the seeds/ovules they’re technically ovaries and so you’re not drinking apple cum you’re drinking ovary blood
apple semen would be pollen from apple trees and it would just be powdery and awful
You’re really passionate about apples
Actually since fruit is fertilized eggs, you’re drinking liquefied apple fetus.
liquefied apple fetus.
I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S WORSE, APPLE PERIOD BLOOD, APPLE SEMEN OR LIQUEFIED APPLE FETUSES.
Can we just talk about this post for a moment…
HOW DOES THIS KEEP GETTING WORSE
well this escalated quickly from worse to horrifyingThis is why I dont tell people I have a Tumblr.
How did we even get here!?
(via imaginealltheessence)
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I got l all the bitches like–
(via them-dirty-curtains)
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