1. cruelbutkind:

    has it ever occurred to you that you could change your life right this second if you really wanted to?  you could stand up and yell at your teacher if you wanted to, you could place yourself in a life or death situation if you wanted, you could even take that risk and just spontaneously and passionately kiss the one you really love by surprise.  you could change the entire outcome of our lives, and if our lives are really as bad as we say they are, why won’t we take those chances.

    (via unescapable)

     
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  3. jaxthebum:

    hunting-the-hell-hounds:

    soloontherocks:

    iwannaforgettheworld:

    senpaiexpress:

    the-darkmortaldevices:

    gallifrey-feels:

    mellieforyellie:

    scarvenrot:

    mooneymannyinthesky:

    yukitalia:

    8oo:

    youregoingtolovemynuts:

    dysphorism:

    I am still thinking about this

    Actually, the fruit of a tree is technically a reproductive organ, since it holds the tree’s seeds and all.

    So, it wouldnt be cannabalism, you’d kinda be feeding them their own semen.

    I’VE BEEN DRINKING APPLE CUM??

    okay now i’ll reblog it

    sorry I just wanted to point out that since fruit hold the seeds/ovules they’re technically ovaries and so you’re not drinking apple cum you’re drinking ovary blood

    apple semen would be pollen from apple trees and it would just be powdery and awful

    You’re really passionate about apples

    Actually since fruit is fertilized eggs, you’re drinking liquefied apple fetus.

    liquefied apple fetus.

    I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S WORSE, APPLE PERIOD BLOOD, APPLE SEMEN OR LIQUEFIED APPLE FETUSES.

    Can we just talk about this post for a moment…

    HOW DOES THIS KEEP GETTING WORSE

    well this escalated quickly from worse to horrifying

    This is why I dont tell people I have a Tumblr.

    How did we even get here!?

    (via imaginesarcasticrandomness)

     
  4. tyleroakley:

    THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT

    Life cheats!

    (Source: finofilipino, via them-dirty-curtains)

     
  5. I got l all the bitches like—

    (Source: givemeinternet, via them-dirty-curtains)

     
  6. turninginto-a-monster:

    when your teacher tries to give homework on a friday

    Not today mothafucker.

    (Source: djcronut, via them-dirty-curtains)

     
  7. so-personal:

    everything personal♡

    (Source: orgasm)

     
  8. smoke-thc-drop-lsd:

    YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


    Woah…

    (Source: zero1infinity, via arielcaao)

     

  9. markfuckface:

    theotheropinion:

    clannyphantom:

    logan-the-krogan:

    madhatterinabox:

    clannyphantom:

    Justin Bieber set his neighbour’s house on fire and has yet to be charged. Spread this shit like a wildfire

    !!!!!!!! PLEASE SPREAD THIS!

    Sorry, but this is fake :/

    Sorry, but it can’t be. CNN did a report on it, also check out these sources

    Holy fucking shit. I’ve always been a huge fan of Justin Bieber, but this has gone too far. How could he do such a thing?

    this is unbeliebable 

    (via tayylmaor)

     
  10. Hey love, how’s your day been? (Mine was pretty borin’)