1. Hey love, how’s your day been? (Mine was pretty borin’)

     
  2. Wearin my new glasses, don’t judge XD #glasses#new#follow#followback#weird#different#tomorrow#instagram#selfie#lol

     
  3. nohomoujaku:

    this is the straightest goddamn line i’ve ever freehanded in my entire life i want this framed and in the oval office this is going in my portfolio that is the single most geometric mathematical logical shit i’ve ever produced in all my years are you fuckin kidding me right now you could graph that shit and find its inverse and tell me whether or not it’s a function and i didn’t even fuckin touch the line tool glory hallelujah these hands may fail me often but they have NOT failed me today god bless america and to all a good night for today the skies have opened up and smiled down upon me

    *Ctrl+F4*

    (via dutchster)

     

  4. starrynights-:

    shouldertappingghosts:

    If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

    are you satan

    More like god ;-;

    (via hong-kong-thong-song)

     

  5. Reblog if You Follow Back!

    beawesome75:

    blu3-lagoon:

    k33pcalmanddreamon:

    At first you’ll be like this,

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    " OMG, This is never going to work."

    Then, Before you know it, you’ll be like this screaming,

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    "I GOT FOLLOWERS. OMG OMG OMG"

    Followback

    Always


    Of course

    (via weallhaveourownbattles)

     
  6. optimisticartistic:

    dogscan:

    Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly hearts, fucker? Well you’ll change your mind once you put it together and try to eat it. First you’ll get a mouthful of just bread and disappointment, then when you take another bite your mouth will be assaulted by copious the amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won’t be enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich like that is what failure tastes like. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there’s no love in that sandwich. It’s about balance. Life needs balance, and so does your fucking sandwich. You disgust me. Don’t talk to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich.

    the sandwich fandom doesn’t fuck around does it

    Damn straight we don’t.

    (Source: music-singing-sun, via imaginesarcasticrandomness)

     
  7. Lol, so red X) #red#lipstick#pale#curlyhair#natural#lol#weird#pretty#follow#followback#instagram#like#haters#whatever

     
  8. #sad#hurt#follow#followback#f4f#sotrue#wow#hurt#quotes#quote#teenquotes#teen#true#girls#boys#hate#instagram#life

     
  9. #hate#love#music#instagram#follow#followback#f4f#artist#bands#bvb#botdf#onedirection#lol#sing##song#relate#quote#relatable#sotrue#teen#girl#girls#boys#weird#lyrics#fail

     
  10. #teen#teens#quotes#quote#followback#followme#lol#sotrue#single#relationship#relate#relatable#music#bands#internet#celebrity#favorite#date